Job ads - a world of their own

It's been a while since I wanted to post my most "favorite" pearls found in job ads but now the time has come. LOL

A "sexy", "sassy", "edgy" or similar company "looking for YOU!" - no, thanks. I'm old fashioned, prefer not so daring companies.

"9 to 5-ers need not to apply" - this is the one thing that will always and forever prevent me from applying for sure. I've been tempted a number of times to respond with "9 to 5-ers don't call me at all". My most favorite is when an employer thinks I'm creative 24/7, my child never gets sick and I am made of iron too. So, so favorite.

"Are you the one?" - well, sure, I've been a number of times for different people.

H-i-l-l-a-r-i-o-u-s.

Why did she do that?

Today one of my heroines decided to move to Maida Vale. In London, that is. No, not the Canadian one, the British one. And guess what? I've never, in my entire life, spend even one minute in Maida Vale, despite the time I've spent in London... Ouch...

Maida Vale residents anywhere around to shed some light on the neighbourhood? :))))))) I have headache. LOL

P.S. At least, she seems to have good taste, according to Google!